It was May 11th, 2024.
Texted this 'babe' for the first time and she took 11hrs to reply. Genuinely didn't notice because memes to post, group chats popping off + other babes to text.
Apologized for replying late, she had a 'lazy day' so wasn't bothered to check whatsapp (or reply random +234's). I shrugged it off and correctly informed her that I wish(ed) I was in her shoes.
AI avi, blue check on, "*insert motivational quote here*" as bio; curious - bland- but curious. Good writing, punctuated when necessary but doesn't end sentences with periods. Spells well and is very comfortable using full words and 'big' words. curious.
Texted for a bit- was good fun, curious, quirky, easily excited about things she's passionate about, good media consumption, cinephile. Lecturer, PhD student, obviously intelligent (maybe I was too harsh with the bio eyebrow-raise?). We spoke for a bit longer then had to go to bed, we bade each other goodnight and retired.
It was May 14th, 2024.
Me and 'babe' have been talking for 3 days, turns out she has a half day (does this babe really have employment?) and is free later that day; I'm in the office but me and my manager talk and I can take the rest of the day off (she wants me to get married so bad) so we agree to meet (in person for the first time) for ice cream and a movie by 4pm. I'm at the ice cream parlor by 3:55, sat and waiting (perfect gentleman) mainly because we never exchanged pictures so I don't know how easy it will be to identify each other since all I have is an AI avi (of her face to be fair) and my whatsapp avi wasn't a picture of me. It takes a bit of forever but she walks in and I make the face. Walk to meet her halfway and we chat for a bit then go to pick our ice cream flavours. No fireworks, no butterflies. She chooses vanilla. VANILLA. *Sigh.
Movie's done, we walk for a bit, talking about the movie life, women, life and it's time to go. She hesitates, unready to part company (I understand it and you would too if you've ever hung out with me to be honest.) then she takes me aback "you know what this is right? why are you going along with it?" "I see no downside- I get someone to hangout with, talk to. If it works out, great, else, what do I lose?" "Fair" she says and we part ways. We talk a bit more online then bid goodnight.
It was June 2nd, 2024.
Well, I'm in love. Or something close. Or jazzed. Any way, I feel very strongly about this 'babe' and we cannot stop talking (I think that's the means of infection.). We have talked every day since the first day she replied me 11hrs late and are still talking (whenever you read this). It's been roughly 2 weeks.
It was June 18th, 2024.
I know I mentioned 'babe' is a lecturer, did I mention she lectures law? She completed her PhD dissertation a wee prior and is for-all-intents-and-purposes a Dr of Law. I draw up a corny tenancy contract and intend to use it to ask her to be my girlfriend. Something comes up and she has to travel urgently, so I shelve the plans until her return. She returns and I have the 'contract' delivered to her. Real official-like.
It was July 1st, 2024.
'Babe' asks that we see- this is the first time that she has requested we meet up. Other times have either come up (mostly) or I have initiated (rarely), but this time she requests it. We meet up in a cute, small cafe in GRA, make our orders and (as usual) resume talking. 'Babe' acknowledges receipt of the contract, thought it was "cute but cheesy" but as much as she likes the flow, she'd like to know where the flow is going before she can agree to go with the flow. Buzzkill.
It was July 9th, 2024.
I just went ring shopping. Am I out of my mind?
It was July 19th, 2024.
I just asked this 'babe' to marry me. Y'all swear jazz isn't real?
It was December 11th, 2024.
I just customarily/traditionally married this 'babe'.
It was December 14th, 2024.
I just legally married this 'babe'.
It is February 14th, 2025.
I've been married to 'babe' for two months and it's been beyond perfect. I can do this in my sleep.
It was May 11th, 2024.
Texted this 'babe' for the first time and she took 11hrs to reply. Genuinely didn't notice because memes to post, group chats popping off + other babes to text.
Apologized for replying late, she had a 'lazy day' so wasn't bothered to check whatsapp (or reply random +234's). I shrugged it off and correctly informed her that I wish(ed) I was in her shoes.
AI avi, blue check on, "*insert motivational quote here*" as bio; curious - bland- but curious. Good writing, punctuated when necessary but doesn't end sentences with periods. Spells well and is very comfortable using full words and 'big' words. curious.
Texted for a bit- was good fun, curious, quirky, easily excited about things she's passionate about, good media consumption, cinephile. Lecturer, PhD student, obviously intelligent (maybe I was too harsh with the bio eyebrow-raise?). We spoke for a bit longer then had to go to bed, we bade each other goodnight and retired.
It was May 14th, 2024.
Me and 'babe' have been talking for 3 days, turns out she has a half day (does this babe really have employment?) and is free later that day; I'm in the office but me and my manager talk and I can take the rest of the day off (she wants me to get married so bad) so we agree to meet (in person for the first time) for ice cream and a movie by 4pm. I'm at the ice cream parlor by 3:55, sat and waiting (perfect gentleman) mainly because we never exchanged pictures so I don't know how easy it will be to identify each other since all I have is an AI avi (of her face to be fair) and my whatsapp avi wasn't a picture of me. It takes a bit of forever but she walks in and I make the face. Walk to meet her halfway and we chat for a bit then go to pick our ice cream flavours. No fireworks, no butterflies. She chooses vanilla. VANILLA. *Sigh.
Movie's done, we walk for a bit, talking about the movie life, women, life and it's time to go. She hesitates, unready to part company (I understand it and you would too if you've ever hung out with me to be honest.) then she takes me aback "you know what this is right? why are you going along with it?" "I see no downside- I get someone to hangout with, talk to. If it works out, great, else, what do I lose?" "Fair" she says and we part ways. We talk a bit more online then bid goodnight.
It was June 2nd, 2024.
Well, I'm in love. Or something close. Or jazzed. Any way, I feel very strongly about this 'babe' and we cannot stop talking (I think that's the means of infection.). We have talked every day since the first day she replied me 11hrs late and are still talking (whenever you read this). It's been roughly 2 weeks.
It was June 18th, 2024.
I know I mentioned 'babe' is a lecturer, did I mention she lectures law? She completed her PhD dissertation a wee prior and is for-all-intents-and-purposes a Dr of Law. I draw up a corny tenancy contract and intend to use it to ask her to be my girlfriend. Something comes up and she has to travel urgently, so I shelve the plans until her return. She returns and I have the 'contract' delivered to her. Real official-like.
It was July 1st, 2024.
'Babe' asks that we see- this is the first time that she has requested we meet up. Other times have either come up (mostly) or I have initiated (rarely), but this time she requests it. We meet up in a cute, small cafe in GRA, make our orders and (as usual) resume talking. 'Babe' acknowledges receipt of the contract, thought it was "cute but cheesy" but as much as she likes the flow, she'd like to know where the flow is going before she can agree to go with the flow. Buzzkill.
It was July 9th, 2024.
I just went ring shopping. Am I out of my mind?
It was July 19th, 2024.
I just asked this 'babe' to marry me. Y'all swear jazz isn't real?
It was December 11th, 2024.
I just customarily/traditionally married this 'babe'.
It was December 14th, 2024.
I just legally married this 'babe'.
It is February 14th, 2025.
I've been married to 'babe' for two months and it's been beyond perfect. I can do this in my sleep.
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